Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors w

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached to your belt.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

: #Laughs Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

: #Laughs A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

: #Laughs Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

: #Laughs |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors w

: #Laughs Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !

: #Laughs If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached to your belt.

: #Laughs |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme