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: #Laughs A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects.

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: #Laughs When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

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: #Laughs believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

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: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"

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: #Laughs What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.

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: #Laughs The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to teach Ebonics in such leftist enclaves as California andMassachusetts.

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: #Laughs What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

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: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

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: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

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: #Laughs Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.

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: #Laughs Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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: #Laughs A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and

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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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: #Laughs |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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: #Laughs A little boy was in a relative's wedding.

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: #Laughs A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects.

: #Laughs When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

: #Laughs believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"

: #Laughs What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.

: #Laughs The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to teach Ebonics in such leftist enclaves as California andMassachusetts.

: #Laughs What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

: #Laughs Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.

: #Laughs Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

: #Laughs A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

: #Laughs A little boy was in a relative's wedding.

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