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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

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: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

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: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

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: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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: #Laughs Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !

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: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

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: #Laughs What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

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: #Laughs What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

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: #Laughs A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman.

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: #Laughs His pointers are null / uninitialized.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

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: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

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: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

: #Laughs Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !

: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

: #Laughs What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

: #Laughs What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

: #Laughs A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman.

: #Laughs His pointers are null / uninitialized.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

: #Laughs Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.

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