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: #Laughs Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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: #Laughs The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

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: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

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: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

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: #Laughs I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.

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: #Laughs 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes.

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: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

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: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

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: #Laughs Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one.

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: #Laughs What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

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: #Laughs An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was

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: #Laughs Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on

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: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

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: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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: #Laughs Old Mrs.

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: #Laughs |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football?It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The cham

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: #Laughs O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

: #Laughs The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

: #Laughs I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.

: #Laughs 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes.

: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

: #Laughs 12.

: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

: #Laughs Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one.

: #Laughs What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

: #Laughs An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was

: #Laughs Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on

: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

: #Laughs Old Mrs.

: #Laughs |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football?It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The cham

: #Laughs O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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