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: #Laughs A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

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: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

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: #Laughs |They would immediately change the name to WatMas.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

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: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs Running U.S.

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: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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: #Laughs |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear.

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: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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: #Laughs I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

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: #Laughs These two old men are in a nursing home.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!

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: #Laughs |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!

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: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

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: #Laughs A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

: #Laughs |They would immediately change the name to WatMas.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs Running U.S.

: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

: #Laughs |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear.

: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

: #Laughs I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

: #Laughs These two old men are in a nursing home.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!

: #Laughs |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!

: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

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