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: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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: #Laughs What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

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: #Laughs Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

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: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

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: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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: #Laughs ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

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: #Laughs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

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: #Laughs A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results. He does this everyday for a week

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

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: #Laughs John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

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: #Laughs What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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: #Laughs A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

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: #Laughs Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

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: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

: #Laughs What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

: #Laughs Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

: #Laughs Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

: #Laughs ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

: #Laughs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

: #Laughs A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results. He does this everyday for a week

: #Laughs Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

: #Laughs John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

: #Laughs What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

: #Laughs A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

: #Laughs Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

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