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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. T

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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: #Laughs There once was a German schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet.

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: #Laughs Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

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: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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: #Laughs There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck.

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: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

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: #Laughs ELF NO.

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: #Laughs Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

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: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

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: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

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: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

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: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. T

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs |Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

: #Laughs There once was a German schoolteacher.

: #Laughs Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet.

: #Laughs Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

: #Laughs There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck.

: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

: #Laughs ELF NO.

: #Laughs Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

: #Laughs |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room, she told the

: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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