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: #Laughs Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

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: #Laughs Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

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: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

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: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

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: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

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: #Laughs |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping,All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turn

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: #Laughs Making Snacks by San Widge

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: #Laughs What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

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: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

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: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

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: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

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: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

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: #Laughs What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

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: #Laughs At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers.

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: #Laughs Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

: #Laughs Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

: #Laughs |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping,All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turn

: #Laughs Making Snacks by San Widge

: #Laughs What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

: #Laughs Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!

: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

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: #Laughs What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

: #Laughs Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

: #Laughs At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers.

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