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: #Laughs What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lov

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: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

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: #Laughs Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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: #Laughs The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

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: #Laughs |Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam.

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: #Laughs Lesbians can also take Viagra.

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: #Laughs Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

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: #Laughs 10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1.

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: #Laughs Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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: #Laughs Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lov

: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

: #Laughs Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

: #Laughs |Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam.

: #Laughs Lesbians can also take Viagra.

: #Laughs Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

: #Laughs 10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1.

: #Laughs Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

: #Laughs Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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