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: #Laughs Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

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: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

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: #Laughs A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he.

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: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!

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: #Laughs What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

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: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

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: #Laughs The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs 0, not 0 as previously reported."12 "Earlier this year, the Times mistakenly reported that software magnate Bill Gates is a money-hungr

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: #Laughs When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!

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: #Laughs A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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: #Laughs The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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: #Laughs |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little.The gentleman said 'Sto

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.Water vapor gets together in a big cloud.

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: #Laughs What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

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: #Laughs On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.

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: #Laughs What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

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: #Laughs Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert.

: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

: #Laughs A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he.

: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!

: #Laughs What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs 0, not 0 as previously reported."12 "Earlier this year, the Times mistakenly reported that software magnate Bill Gates is a money-hungr

: #Laughs When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!

: #Laughs A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar.

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

: #Laughs The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

: #Laughs |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little.The gentleman said 'Sto

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.Water vapor gets together in a big cloud.

: #Laughs What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

: #Laughs On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.

: #Laughs What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

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