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: #Laughs A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

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: #Laughs How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

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: #Laughs In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

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: #Laughs |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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: #Laughs What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

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: #Laughs Woman's Quote of the Day:"Men are like fine wine.

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: #Laughs What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !

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: #Laughs Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

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: #Laughs A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

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: #Laughs A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!

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: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game.

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: #Laughs What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

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: #Laughs Judge: Are you married? A.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

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: #Laughs A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

: #Laughs How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

: #Laughs In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

: #Laughs Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.

: #Laughs |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

: #Laughs What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

: #Laughs Woman's Quote of the Day:"Men are like fine wine.

: #Laughs What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !

: #Laughs Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.

: #Laughs A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

: #Laughs A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

: #Laughs Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game.

: #Laughs What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

: #Laughs Judge: Are you married? A.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

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