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: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

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: #Laughs Enlightenment Quiz1.

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: #Laughs The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.""That sounds interesting.

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: #Laughs Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world.One physician says, "Why, Bubba, thiseyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! The

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

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: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

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: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

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: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

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: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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: #Laughs Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

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: #Laughs When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike.

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: #Laughs Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

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: #Laughs John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman.

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: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light

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: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

: #Laughs Enlightenment Quiz1.

: #Laughs The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.""That sounds interesting.

: #Laughs Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world.One physician says, "Why, Bubba, thiseyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! The

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

: #Laughs Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

: #Laughs When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike.

: #Laughs Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

: #Laughs John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman.

: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light

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