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: #Laughs Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

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: #Laughs Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure...

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: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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: #Laughs Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news

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: #Laughs A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

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: #Laughs |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

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: #Laughs Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

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: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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: #Laughs Guess what? You're pregnant!

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: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

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: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

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: #Laughs I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents.

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: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

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: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

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: #Laughs Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

: #Laughs Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure...

: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

: #Laughs Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news

: #Laughs A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is.

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

: #Laughs |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

: #Laughs Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

: #Laughs Guess what? You're pregnant!

: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

: #Laughs I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents.

: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

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