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: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

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: #Laughs What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

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: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

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: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

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: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

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: #Laughs What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm.

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: #Laughs A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

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: #Laughs Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

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: #Laughs Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.

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: #Laughs Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

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: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

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: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

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: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

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: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

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: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

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: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

: #Laughs What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

: #Laughs What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm.

: #Laughs A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

: #Laughs Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

: #Laughs Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.

: #Laughs Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

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