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: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

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: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.

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: #Laughs The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamli

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: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

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: #Laughs A guy dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

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: #Laughs The engine's being held on by duct tape.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

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: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

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: #Laughs What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

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: #Laughs How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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: #Laughs Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

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: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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: #Laughs It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

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: #Laughs 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.Streamli

: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

: #Laughs A guy dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

: #Laughs The engine's being held on by duct tape.

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

: #Laughs What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

: #Laughs The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

: #Laughs How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

: #Laughs Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

: #Laughs It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

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