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: #Laughs "What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

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: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

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: #Laughs What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!

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: #Laughs |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1.

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: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

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: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

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: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

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: #Laughs Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.

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: #Laughs A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

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: #Laughs A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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: #Laughs A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD"No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey's implementation:1.

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: #Laughs Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing.

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: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

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: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

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: #Laughs The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean.

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: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

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: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

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: #Laughs "What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

: #Laughs What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!

: #Laughs |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1.

: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

: #Laughs Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.

: #Laughs A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

: #Laughs A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

: #Laughs A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD"No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey's implementation:1.

: #Laughs Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing.

: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

: #Laughs The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean.

: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

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