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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

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: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

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: #Laughs Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.He then asked her her weight.

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

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: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off.

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: #Laughs A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

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: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

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: #Laughs A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to awealthy man.

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: #Laughs Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

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: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

: #Laughs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

: #Laughs Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.He then asked her her weight.

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

: #Laughs Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off.

: #Laughs A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

: #Laughs A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to awealthy man.

: #Laughs Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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