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: #Laughs What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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: #Laughs Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

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: #Laughs What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

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: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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: #Laughs A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

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: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

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: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

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: #Laughs Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

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: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.

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: #Laughs During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

: #Laughs Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

: #Laughs I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

: #Laughs What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

: #Laughs A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !

: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

: #Laughs Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

: #Laughs How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.

: #Laughs During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot.

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