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: #Laughs A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland.

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: #Laughs How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway.

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: #Laughs There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her."Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."The next day he walked in on her again, & a

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: #Laughs There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va.

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: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to his high school class reunion.

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: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

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: #Laughs What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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: #Laughs A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly.

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: #Laughs One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and a

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: #Laughs Judi was bored with driving her BMW.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

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: #Laughs How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

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: #Laughs Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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: #Laughs How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

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: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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: #Laughs A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland.

: #Laughs How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway.

: #Laughs There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her."Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."The next day he walked in on her again, & a

: #Laughs There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va.

: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

: #Laughs A guy goes to his high school class reunion.

: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

: #Laughs What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly.

: #Laughs One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and a

: #Laughs Judi was bored with driving her BMW.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

: #Laughs How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

: #Laughs Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

: #Laughs How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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