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: #Laughs Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.""How long do you plan to stay?""Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three

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: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed."Being quick on the uptake

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: #Laughs Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

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: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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: #Laughs |What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.

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: #Laughs How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.

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: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

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: #Laughs Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

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: #Laughs What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."

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: #Laughs The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department.""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know

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: #Laughs A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing.

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: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

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: #Laughs There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night".

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

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: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers

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: #Laughs Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.""How long do you plan to stay?""Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three

: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

: #Laughs What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed."Being quick on the uptake

: #Laughs Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

: #Laughs Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

: #Laughs |What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.

: #Laughs How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

: #Laughs Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

: #Laughs What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."

: #Laughs The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department.""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know

: #Laughs A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing.

: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

: #Laughs There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night".

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers

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