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: #Laughs Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

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: #Laughs Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house.

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly un

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: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

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: #Laughs Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

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: #Laughs They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

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: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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: #Laughs Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.But I want to save a few good people, and two of ever

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: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

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: #Laughs Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

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: #Laughs Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you."

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: #Laughs |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear.

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: #Laughs What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

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: #Laughs Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

: #Laughs Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house.

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly un

: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

: #Laughs Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.

: #Laughs They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.But I want to save a few good people, and two of ever

: #Laughs What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

: #Laughs Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.

: #Laughs Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you."

: #Laughs |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear.

: #Laughs What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

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