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: #Laughs What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

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: #Laughs Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

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: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

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: #Laughs Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

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: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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: #Laughs The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

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: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

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: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

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: #Laughs |The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him.

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: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

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: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

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: #Laughs Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

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: #Laughs What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

: #Laughs Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

: #Laughs Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

: #Laughs The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

: #Laughs |The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him.

: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

: #Laughs A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

: #Laughs Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

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