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: #Laughs What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

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: #Laughs Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

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: #Laughs |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

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: #Laughs Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

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: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

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: #Laughs How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

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: #Laughs Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

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: #Laughs What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

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: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

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: #Laughs |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

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: #Laughs |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then.

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: #Laughs Cannibals capture three men.

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: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

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: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

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: #Laughs A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

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: #Laughs What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.

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: #Laughs A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

: #Laughs Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

: #Laughs |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

: #Laughs Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

: #Laughs How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

: #Laughs Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

: #Laughs What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

: #Laughs |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then.

: #Laughs Cannibals capture three men.

: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

: #Laughs A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

: #Laughs What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.

: #Laughs A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

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