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: #Laughs Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

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: #Laughs These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays.

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

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: #Laughs Something to ponder...

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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: #Laughs A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

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: #Laughs A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

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: #Laughs The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby.

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: #Laughs |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

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: #Laughs A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes.

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: #Laughs The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

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: #Laughs Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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: #Laughs A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones.

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: #Laughs Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

: #Laughs These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays.

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

: #Laughs Something to ponder...

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

: #Laughs A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

: #Laughs A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

: #Laughs The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby.

: #Laughs |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

: #Laughs A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes.

: #Laughs The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

: #Laughs Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

: #Laughs A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones.

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