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: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

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: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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: #Laughs Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

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: #Laughs A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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: #Laughs The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

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: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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: #Laughs You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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: #Laughs Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."

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: #Laughs Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

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: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put

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: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

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: #Laughs |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around care

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: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

: #Laughs Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

: #Laughs A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce.

: #Laughs Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !

: #Laughs The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"

: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

: #Laughs You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

: #Laughs Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."

: #Laughs Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put

: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

: #Laughs |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around care

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