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: #Laughs What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!

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: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

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: #Laughs I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

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: #Laughs One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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: #Laughs Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

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: #Laughs What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

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: #Laughs A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery.

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: #Laughs Professor: A wise man doubts everything.

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: #Laughs What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

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: #Laughs |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b.

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: #Laughs What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

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: #Laughs Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure.

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: #Laughs One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body.

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: #Laughs Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know.

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: #Laughs What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

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: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

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: #Laughs What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!

: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

: #Laughs I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

: #Laughs One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! Mr.

: #Laughs Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

: #Laughs Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

: #Laughs What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

: #Laughs A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery.

: #Laughs Professor: A wise man doubts everything.

: #Laughs What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

: #Laughs |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b.

: #Laughs What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

: #Laughs Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure.

: #Laughs One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body.

: #Laughs Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know.

: #Laughs What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

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