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: #Laughs If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...

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: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

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: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

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: #Laughs A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!

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: #Laughs Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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: #Laughs What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

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: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet.

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: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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: #Laughs THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....

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: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

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: #Laughs Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

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: #Laughs If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...

: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

: #Laughs A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

: #Laughs What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet.

: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee

: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

: #Laughs THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....

: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

: #Laughs Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

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