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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

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: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

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: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs Question: What's the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!

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: #Laughs Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other.

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: #Laughs When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? - in bed, I mean.I'd like a discreet relationship.

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: #Laughs There were 2 old-maid sisters...

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.

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: #Laughs |A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

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: #Laughs A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

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: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

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: #Laughs Keep on Trying by Percy Vere

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: #Laughs How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!

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: #Laughs What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

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: #Laughs VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:ag

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs Question: What's the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!

: #Laughs Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other.

: #Laughs When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? - in bed, I mean.I'd like a discreet relationship.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs There were 2 old-maid sisters...

: #Laughs A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

: #Laughs A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

: #Laughs Keep on Trying by Percy Vere

: #Laughs How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!

: #Laughs What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

: #Laughs VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:ag

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