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: #Laughs A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.

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: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

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: #Laughs Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies,

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: #Laughs |Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

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: #Laughs What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

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: #Laughs Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

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: #Laughs |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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: #Laughs What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin

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: #Laughs Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar.

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: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.

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: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

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: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

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: #Laughs A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St.

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: #Laughs Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."

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: #Laughs A little girl was next in line.

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: #Laughs |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

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: #Laughs Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."Another guy says, "What's that?"The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.A girl asks, "W

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: #Laughs A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.

: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

: #Laughs Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies,

: #Laughs |Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

: #Laughs What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

: #Laughs Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

: #Laughs |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

: #Laughs What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin

: #Laughs Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar.

: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.

: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

: #Laughs A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St.

: #Laughs Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."

: #Laughs A little girl was next in line.

: #Laughs |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."Another guy says, "What's that?"The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.A girl asks, "W

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