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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

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: #Laughs Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

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: #Laughs Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.

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: #Laughs March Into Battle by Sally Forth

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: #Laughs A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.

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: #Laughs Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"Radar: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

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: #Laughs What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season

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: #Laughs |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

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: #Laughs What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

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: #Laughs Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

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: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

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: #Laughs Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

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: #Laughs A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years

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: #Laughs If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

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: #Laughs "Mr.

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: #Laughs What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

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: #Laughs In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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: #Laughs |The holiday season would cost million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

: #Laughs Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.

: #Laughs March Into Battle by Sally Forth

: #Laughs A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.

: #Laughs Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"Radar: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

: #Laughs What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season

: #Laughs |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

: #Laughs What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

: #Laughs Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

: #Laughs Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

: #Laughs A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years

: #Laughs If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

: #Laughs "Mr.

: #Laughs What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

: #Laughs In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

: #Laughs |The holiday season would cost million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.

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