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: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

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: #Laughs It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that help?"

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: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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: #Laughs AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will tra

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: #Laughs A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.

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: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

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: #Laughs A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer?"The woman asks, "What's the difference?" Pharmacist replies, "It depends on what you flow is lik

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live.

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: #Laughs This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need.

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: #Laughs A man went to apply for a job.

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: #Laughs Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

: #Laughs It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that help?"

: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

: #Laughs AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will tra

: #Laughs A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

: #Laughs Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.

: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

: #Laughs A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer?"The woman asks, "What's the difference?" Pharmacist replies, "It depends on what you flow is lik

: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live.

: #Laughs This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need.

: #Laughs A man went to apply for a job.

: #Laughs Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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