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: #Laughs GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

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: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

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: #Laughs Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.

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: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

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: #Laughs A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

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: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

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: #Laughs Jack went to see the camp nurse.

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking.

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: #Laughs Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"

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: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

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: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

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: #Laughs How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

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: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

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: #Laughs GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

: #Laughs |Mrs.

: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

: #Laughs Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.

: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

: #Laughs A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Jack went to see the camp nurse.

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking.

: #Laughs Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"

: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

: #Laughs How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

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