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: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

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: #Laughs An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together.

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: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear.

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: #Laughs what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!

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: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

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: #Laughs Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin.

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: #Laughs It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

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: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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: #Laughs What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

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: #Laughs Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

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: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

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: #Laughs AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine.

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: #Laughs Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.

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: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

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: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

: #Laughs |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

: #Laughs What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

: #Laughs An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together.

: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear.

: #Laughs what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!

: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

: #Laughs Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin.

: #Laughs It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

: #Laughs What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

: #Laughs Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

: #Laughs AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine.

: #Laughs Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.

: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

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