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: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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: #Laughs Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean.

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: #Laughs Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

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: #Laughs When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

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: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

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: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

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: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

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: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

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: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !

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: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

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: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

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: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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: #Laughs Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence."JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail."

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: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

: #Laughs Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean.

: #Laughs Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding.

: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

: #Laughs When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !

: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

: #Laughs Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

: #Laughs TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence."JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail."

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