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: #Laughs An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

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: #Laughs |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

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: #Laughs Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

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: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.

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: #Laughs An older couple had a son, who was still living with them.

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: #Laughs The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs 0, not 0 as previously reported."12 "Earlier this year, the Times mistakenly reported that software magnate Bill Gates is a money-hungr

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: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

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: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

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: #Laughs One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

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: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

: #Laughs |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

: #Laughs Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.

: #Laughs An older couple had a son, who was still living with them.

: #Laughs The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs 0, not 0 as previously reported."12 "Earlier this year, the Times mistakenly reported that software magnate Bill Gates is a money-hungr

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

: #Laughs One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle.

: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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