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: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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: #Laughs Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

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: #Laughs A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

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: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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: #Laughs Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.

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: #Laughs What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

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: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

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: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?""Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearf

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

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: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

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: #Laughs Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!

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: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

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: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

: #Laughs Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.

: #Laughs Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

: #Laughs A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

: #Laughs Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

: #Laughs Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.

: #Laughs What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

: #Laughs Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?""Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearf

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

: #Laughs Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!

: #Laughs Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

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