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: #Laughs What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

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: #Laughs A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

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: #Laughs |Never squat with yer spurs on.

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: #Laughs What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

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: #Laughs What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

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: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

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: #Laughs Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

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: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

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: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

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: #Laughs What did the redneck get on his I.Q.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

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: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !

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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

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: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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: #Laughs I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

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: #Laughs |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be .50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the barte

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

: #Laughs A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

: #Laughs |Never squat with yer spurs on.

: #Laughs What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

: #Laughs What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

: #Laughs Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

: #Laughs What did the redneck get on his I.Q.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

: #Laughs What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !

: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

: #Laughs |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be .50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the barte

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