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: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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: #Laughs Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

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: #Laughs Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all o

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: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phon

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

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: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

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: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

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: #Laughs Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!

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: #Laughs What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

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: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

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: #Laughs What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

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: #Laughs Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

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: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

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: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

: #Laughs Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

: #Laughs Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all o

: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phon

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

: #Laughs What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

: #Laughs Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!

: #Laughs What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

: #Laughs What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

: #Laughs Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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