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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

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: #Laughs Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who

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: #Laughs What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

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: #Laughs How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

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: #Laughs MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

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: #Laughs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along,

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: #Laughs New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet.

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: #Laughs I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been ma

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: #Laughs My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to sw

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: #Laughs A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers.

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: #Laughs Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew.

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: #Laughs At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

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: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

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: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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: #Laughs President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

: #Laughs Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who

: #Laughs What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

: #Laughs How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

: #Laughs MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

: #Laughs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along,

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet.

: #Laughs I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been ma

: #Laughs My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to sw

: #Laughs A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers.

: #Laughs Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew.

: #Laughs At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

: #Laughs Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

: #Laughs President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room.

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