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: #Laughs My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

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: #Laughs What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls

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: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver.

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: #Laughs How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt....

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: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

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: #Laughs A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus.

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: #Laughs What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

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: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

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: #Laughs Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !

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: #Laughs How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

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: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

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: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

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: #Laughs My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

: #Laughs What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls

: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver.

: #Laughs How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt....

: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

: #Laughs A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus.

: #Laughs What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

: #Laughs Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam.

: #Laughs Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !

: #Laughs How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

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