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: #Laughs Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?

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: #Laughs Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.

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: #Laughs I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

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: #Laughs Two bees ran into each other.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde?

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: #Laughs On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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: #Laughs |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

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: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.

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: #Laughs What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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: #Laughs A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.

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: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

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: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!

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: #Laughs |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The

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: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

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: #Laughs Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

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: #Laughs Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?

: #Laughs Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.

: #Laughs I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

: #Laughs Two bees ran into each other.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde?

: #Laughs On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

: #Laughs |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.

: #Laughs What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

: #Laughs A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.

: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!

: #Laughs |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The

: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

: #Laughs Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

: #Laughs Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

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