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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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: #Laughs Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

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: #Laughs What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

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: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

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: #Laughs A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.

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: #Laughs Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty.

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: #Laughs Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"

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: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

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: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

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: #Laughs What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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: #Laughs Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words......

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: #Laughs |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

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: #Laughs |What is a myth?A female moth!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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: #Laughs A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball."Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor.The doctor then throws the baby on th

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

: #Laughs Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

: #Laughs What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

: #Laughs A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.

: #Laughs Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty.

: #Laughs Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"

: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

: #Laughs What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

: #Laughs Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words......

: #Laughs |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

: #Laughs |What is a myth?A female moth!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

: #Laughs A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball."Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor.The doctor then throws the baby on th

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