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: #Laughs Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead....."

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: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

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: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

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: #Laughs How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

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: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

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: #Laughs Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

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: #Laughs |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

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: #Laughs What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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: #Laughs A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

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: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

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: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

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: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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: #Laughs Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange...

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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: #Laughs |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," replied the other.

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: #Laughs Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

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: #Laughs Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead....."

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

: #Laughs How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

: #Laughs Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

: #Laughs |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

: #Laughs What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

: #Laughs A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

: #Laughs Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange...

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

: #Laughs |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," replied the other.

: #Laughs Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

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