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: #Laughs A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

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: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

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: #Laughs What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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: #Laughs In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

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: #Laughs |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

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: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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: #Laughs One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session.

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: #Laughs Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat.

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: #Laughs What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

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: #Laughs Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

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: #Laughs When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart,he rang the bell."Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sureyou want sixteen gallons of milk today?""Oh, yes," said the lady

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: #Laughs The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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: #Laughs A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

: #Laughs What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

: #Laughs In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

: #Laughs |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

: #Laughs One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session.

: #Laughs Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat.

: #Laughs What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

: #Laughs Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

: #Laughs When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart,he rang the bell."Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sureyou want sixteen gallons of milk today?""Oh, yes," said the lady

: #Laughs The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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