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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

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: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

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: #Laughs What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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: #Laughs Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96.

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: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

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: #Laughs Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?

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: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

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: #Laughs yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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: #Laughs |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr.

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: #Laughs Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

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: #Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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: #Laughs Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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: #Laughs |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

: #Laughs A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

: #Laughs What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

: #Laughs Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96.

: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

: #Laughs Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?

: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

: #Laughs yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

: #Laughs |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr.

: #Laughs Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

: #Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

: #Laughs Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

: #Laughs |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486.

: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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