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: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

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: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

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: #Laughs Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.

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: #Laughs If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

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: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

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: #Laughs Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

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: #Laughs Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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: #Laughs Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

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: #Laughs The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child .

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: #Laughs A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as ha

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

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: #Laughs Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

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: #Laughs What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

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: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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: #Laughs A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.

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: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

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: #Laughs GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.

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: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

: #Laughs Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.

: #Laughs If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

: #Laughs Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

: #Laughs Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

: #Laughs Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

: #Laughs The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child .

: #Laughs A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as ha

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

: #Laughs Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

: #Laughs What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.

: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

: #Laughs GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.

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