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: #Laughs How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

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: #Laughs Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

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: #Laughs yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.

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: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

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: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

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: #Laughs Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a bar.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

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: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

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: #Laughs What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

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: #Laughs Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds.

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: #Laughs A 90 year old man shows up for a physical.

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: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly.

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: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest.

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: #Laughs How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

: #Laughs Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

: #Laughs yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

: #Laughs Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a bar.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

: #Laughs What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!

: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

: #Laughs Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds.

: #Laughs A 90 year old man shows up for a physical.

: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly.

: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest.

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