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: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

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: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

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: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

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: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

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: #Laughs What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

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: #Laughs A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.

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: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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: #Laughs After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor smugly.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

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: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

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: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

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: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

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: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

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: #Laughs |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.

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: #Laughs How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

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: #Laughs This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job.

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: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

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: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

: #Laughs What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

: #Laughs A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.

: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

: #Laughs After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor smugly.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

: #Laughs |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.

: #Laughs How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

: #Laughs This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job.

: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

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