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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk.

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

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: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty.

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: #Laughs Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

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: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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: #Laughs Alsation: I'll see you shortly.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

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: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

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: #Laughs Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.

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: #Laughs ELF NO.

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: #Laughs What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace.

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: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk.

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

: #Laughs Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty.

: #Laughs Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

: #Laughs Alsation: I'll see you shortly.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

: #Laughs Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.

: #Laughs ELF NO.

: #Laughs What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

: #Laughs Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace.

: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

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