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: #Laughs How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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: #Laughs A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently wat

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: #Laughs Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

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: #Laughs What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!

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: #Laughs "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

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: #Laughs The bartender asks him "What'll you have?".

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: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

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: #Laughs What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !

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: #Laughs A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon.

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: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

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: #Laughs Carmella and Mario were out on their first date.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

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: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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: #Laughs Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

: #Laughs A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently wat

: #Laughs Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

: #Laughs What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!

: #Laughs "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

: #Laughs The bartender asks him "What'll you have?".

: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

: #Laughs What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !

: #Laughs A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon.

: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

: #Laughs Carmella and Mario were out on their first date.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

: #Laughs Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!

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